Having fun--kicking back--takes on a whole new meaning when you are pregnant. By way of example, I will describe a typical evening (one much like last night):
Step One: Go over to a friends house
Step Two: Put on your bathing suit
Step Three: Stick your legs in the hot tub but keep your upper body warm with a sweatshirt (goal: don't boil or freeze the fetus)
Step Four: Pass around a six-pack, snagging an O'Douls for yourself
Step Five: Drive home (you're the designated driver, of course)
Step Six: If you need to detox from the O'Douls, try some delicious decaf coffee
Step Seven: Get in bed by 10
PAR-TAY!!!!
How to hold down a full-time career, get a graduate degree, participate in a social/charity group, and grow a fetus in your uterus all at the same time. The working woman's guide to pregnancy.
Wednesday, January 3, 2007
How to Have Fun
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4 comments:
I thought "kicking back" was going to describe some foot action on the inside of your ribs.
A blog for another day, I'll wager.
You should add that even in your condition, you can still do some awesome street jam-type dancing. Something you did on Sunday did make me wonder for a moment if you can give a fetus whiplash or a concussion from jumping around too much.
Sounds like an awesome preggo part-ay! Dunno if you're a fan of Guinness, but its non-alcoholic counterpart, Kaliber, is pretty yummy.
girl, you can still kick it old school. had a fabulous time at your house yesterday.
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